The Official Senses Taker is a man who wants information and to take peoples' senses, however he cannot take their sense of humor.
He is a little round man who is often asleep, has inkstains on his hands, clothes and face (he also gets ink on people a lot) and wears very thick glasses which he often polishes. He has a loud, brisk voice. He seems to collect the letters in peoples' names. He has a tie which he often straightens. Additionally he blows his nose a lot. He is often writes on an old book with ink spoil
He first asks people for their names, birthdays, location of birth, reasons for being born, ages, ages at birth, future ages, names of their mothers, names of their fathers, names of any aunts, uncles or cousins, adresses, how long they have lived at that adress, schools attended and schools they have not, hobbies, sizes of shoes, collars and hats and the names of six people who can verify that information. He then asks for their heights, weights, number of books they read and don't read each year, amounts of time spent playing, working, eating and sleeping daily, amount of ice creams eaten in a week, favourite colours and where they go for their holidays. Then, he asks to fill out three copies of those forms. After that he will ask you for your destination and finally trick their senses by making them see, hear and smell things they enjoy so he can take the senses. However he cannot take one's sense of humor. He doesn't allow people to get out of line, talk, make mistakes, peek or push while they fill out their information or they will have to start again.