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Lethargarians are a race of irresponsible, lazy and slimy little creatures that have the ability to divide and multiply themselves. They live deep in the Doldrums, a terrible swamp of laziness and dread. They sit around sleeping every full day and they have a law which includes no thinking or laughing allowed and smiling only permitted on alternate Thursdays. This law is called Local Ordinance 175389-J and Local Ordinance 574381-W. They also have a law against
They also beleive that thinking, reasoning, meditating, presuming and spectulating are unethical.
8 AM: Wake Up
8 through 9: Daydream
9 through 9:30: Take early midmorning nap
9:30 through 10:30: Dawdle and Delay
10:30 through 11:30: Take late early morning nap
11:30 through 12: Bide time and then eat lunch
1 PM to 2 PM: Linger and Loiter
2 through 2:30: Take early afternoon nap
2:30 to 3:30: Put off for tomorrow of what could've been done today
3:30 to 4: Take Early Late Afternoon nap
4 to 5: Loaf and Lounge until dinner
6 to 7: Dillydally
7 to 8: Take Early Evening Nap
8 to 9: Waste Time
9: Go to Sleep